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[There's a squelching sound of someone falling into a very muddy area. Then that someone curses under his breath, followed by the distinct sound of some very angry toads who he's disturbed. Many of whom also curse along with the general annoyed croaking.]

Hello? Who's there? Who said that? Scully, are you with me? Can you hear me? SCULLY!?!

[There's a pause, and more muddy squelching. And more grumpy voices in the background as Mulder appears to have fallen into a whole clan of toads. He seems to take this in stride though, thinking aloud as he tries to gain his bearings. He picks up the book that's near him and eyes it curiously. It's very out of place here, but he's already drawing his own conclusions.]

Let me guess. I've finally been abducted by aliens. I knew it was a matter of time, but somehow I always assumed the experience would involve less falling face down in the mud, and more probing.

Not that I want any probing, I'll pass on that opportunity.

So now the question is- aside from where the hell are my real clothes- where am I? My theories include afterlife or parallel dimension, maybe a mix of the two with a dash of government-initiated kidnapping thrown in. It's not every day you wake up in someone else's clothes with wings sprouting out of your back for no reason. Wings that hurt like a bitch when I pull on the feathers, I might add.

[Yeah he already tried that. Is it really any surprise he's already tried that?]

So what's going on here? Who's responsible for this? Was I subjected to an experiment of some kind? Kept imprisoned as a test subject and cast off to the wilderness as soon as they were done with me? Is this Russia? It better not be Russia. I didn't have such great accommodations the last time I went there.

[...and is it just him or are ALL of the toads in the area looking ready to gang up on him? He's deciding he's overstaying his welcome here. Time to get moving. In some direction. So Mulder can be found hurrying the rest of the way through the woods and into town. He's covered in mud and followed close behind by a whole bunch of very disgruntled toads.]

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[ so she may be grieving for a dead jack sparrow, but buffy summers has not given up on her patrolling. ergo, mulder may come across a petite blonde touting a battle-axe over her shoulder.

she pauses when she sees someone else through the trees. ]

...Hello?

[Terra's roaming through the woods...well, gliding, really. She isn't up to much, other than enjoying the warmer weather.]

[Maybe a little amused but definitely sympathetic.]

This is Luceti and yes, it's an experiment run by the Malnosso. All of the people you'll find in this realm awoke just as you did, pulled from other worlds. If there's a way to depart this place, we haven't found it yet.

OH--and don't touch the feathers. They're you're lifeline here, so treat them as such.

[Tink's happily minding her own business, collecting bits and pieces of twig and twine and a few nifty lost things to build her own house with. And she spots a person. A very... muddy person. She flits over, arms full to brimming with goodies and just stares.]

You look kind of dirty.

Don't know about Scully---this is Scotty. Acting Captain Montgomery Scott, USS Enterprise. You alright lad?

[Yep, definitely a New Feather phase, because here comes some guy squelching through the mud.

Derek, who was checking one of the rabbit traps he'd set in the area (Simple rope noose tied to a sapling version), settles the rope back down into the snow covered leaves and finds a tree to climb, quickly.

You know, before the guy gets too close. And starts smelling like food.

But if you look up at the sound of a snapping branch, Mulder, you'll see him, dressed in his usual hunter clothing plus gloves and hat and sunglasses.]

This isn't Russia, but it's very Cold War of you to think so.

[a pause]

You got the alien bit right, though. Well done. Do you work for UNIT?

[In Ianto's world, anyone who finds alien abduction unsurprising is either Torchwood, UNIT, or a nutter. And since Mulder isn't Torchwood, he's somewhere in column B or C, or possibly D; none of the above. Frankly though, at the moment, Ianto's placing his bets on C.]

Edited 2011-03-07 06:05 (UTC)

Myan? [Chi is failing at being hidden while watching you stumble about.]

Never heard of Russia. This place is called Luceti.

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