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[First half - Alien Invasion AU / Voice post May 28]

[For the early half of the experiment, Mulder is from a post apocalyptic wreck of earth that's been invaded by aliens! He's been fighting the war for a long time, so he's a little bit restless still being stuck in a small village. He opens the book for a message.]

Anyone ever get tired of hanging around this fake little paradise? I've got a little alien party to get back to, I don't have time to play in the woods. Damn extraterrestrials... I swear if I meet any here... If you so much as LOOK like you're from another planet, I'll kick your ass.

[He'll be randomly teleporting around all throughout this first half, mostly ending up in people's houses!]

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[Second half - Conspiracy/Abducted AU / Voice post June 3]

[The second half, Mulder has changed, most notably he's only got one arm and a great deal of regret. He's also got a Prophet Mask on, and is floating- yes, literally floating- ALL OVER TOWN hassling people with "predictions". He's also leaving a trail of sparkles wherever he goes. Time for another journal message...]

Why is it that I can envision everyone else's future BUT my own? Just once, I'd like to know how things are gonna turn out. Just once.

Comments

yaaaay eexcellent! XD

[most_unwanted]

What are- Wait, what did you just call me?

[Mulder eyes her suspiciously, it's been a long time since he's ever let anyone call him by his first name. Not since he lost his family. It's kind of surreal to hear that.]

[illusionarymoon]

Fox. That's your name. Unless you gave me a fake name before. I'd imagine you didn't.

[most_unwanted]

Well, yeah, it is my name, but no one has called me that in years. [His voice gets hardened, and more than a little bitter.] Not since those alien invaders killed my family.

[illusionarymoon]

[She's giving him an odd look.]

Wait, what? As far as I knew, you didn't mind me calling you Fox, not since that weird Malnosso experiment where you thought you were from Gensokyo.

[most_unwanted]

Did I? I mean, I know some weird as hell things happen around here, but I haven't let anyone use that name in such a long time...

[illusionarymoon]

Yeah. We were "related" for a little while. You didn't seem to have issues with it afterward. You're acting really weird. Are you all right? You're not sick, are you?

[Lucky for her, despite the tallness of Mulder, and the shortness of herself, she can easily hover up to his height to put a hand on his forehead.]

[most_unwanted]

[Now he's wondering how she's able to do THAT. Is she part alien? Because if so...]

Look, I don't know WHAT'S going on around here, but I'm really getting tired of all of the confusion. I have an alien invasion to fight off back home, and I need to get my ass back there and help.

[illusionarymoon]

[Reimu? Has started the lineface.]

Alien invasion. Yeah, you don't sound like you're all that well.

[most_unwanted]

But it's true! It's been my life for the past couple of decades now, I couldn't have imagined something like that... I wouldn't even want to imagine something like that...

[illusionarymoon]

That doesn't sound like you. Not at all.

[most_unwanted]

I'm sorry, do I normally speak with an accent or a higher pitch, or...?

[Relying on some humor because this conversation is just so weird.]

[illusionarymoon]

...

[Ok, she's just going to run with it.]

Yeah, you sound girly. Maybe ever scream like a girl. I dunno that part, never heard a scream out of you.

[most_unwanted]

Now, let's get one thing straight- I do not scream like a girl.

[Yep, even this Mulder is not pleased at the idea that he might, indeed, have a girly scream.]

[illusionarymoon]

Well if your voice has changed, maybe you do?

[Yes, there's a slight joking tone in there, and the small smile she has hopefully conveys it.]

[most_unwanted]

I can assure you that my scream is entirely a manly scream, no matter how much I may or may not have changed.

[illusionarymoon]

I doubt that. What are you afraid of, we can test the theory!

[Yes. She is 100% serious.]

[most_unwanted]

I'm almost afraid to ask what constitutes a test to this theory.

[illusionarymoon]

Just something simple, nothing terrible! Something small. Like.... like bugs!

[most_unwanted]

Bugs? Why does it have to be bugs? Of all things, really?

[This is his PANIC FACE TIME indeed. Does she know about the praying mantis? Ohgod. Because it still happened to him in this version of reality, back when he was a boy, way before all the invasion stuff.]