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[First half - Alien Invasion AU / Voice post May 28]

[For the early half of the experiment, Mulder is from a post apocalyptic wreck of earth that's been invaded by aliens! He's been fighting the war for a long time, so he's a little bit restless still being stuck in a small village. He opens the book for a message.]

Anyone ever get tired of hanging around this fake little paradise? I've got a little alien party to get back to, I don't have time to play in the woods. Damn extraterrestrials... I swear if I meet any here... If you so much as LOOK like you're from another planet, I'll kick your ass.

[He'll be randomly teleporting around all throughout this first half, mostly ending up in people's houses!]

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[Second half - Conspiracy/Abducted AU / Voice post June 3]

[The second half, Mulder has changed, most notably he's only got one arm and a great deal of regret. He's also got a Prophet Mask on, and is floating- yes, literally floating- ALL OVER TOWN hassling people with "predictions". He's also leaving a trail of sparkles wherever he goes. Time for another journal message...]

Why is it that I can envision everyone else's future BUT my own? Just once, I'd like to know how things are gonna turn out. Just once.

Comments

May 30

[cop_an_attitude]

[Being six inches tall is stressful enough without itchy trigger fingers on the people now orders of magnitude larger than her, man.]

I think I should point out that just because I've been shrunk doesn't mean I'm an alien. I'm from Earth. I'd appreciate not being stepped on.

[most_unwanted]

[A tiny person!? Mulder does not look too pleased to see someone so abnormal in size, but he's at least going to find out whether or not she's a victim of some mishap.]

Then why are you so small? Did aliens shrink you? I swear, if they're responsible I'll bash in their little gray heads...

[cop_an_attitude]

[Sally is starting to think she should have just hidden somewhere for the duration of this incident, rather than having to play "placate the crazy person".]

As far as I know, anything could have shrunk me, but I suspect it was the Malnosso.

[most_unwanted]

That figures. You know, I'm really getting sick and tired of their games... all of these otherwordly beings on their power trips, using us...

[Mulder is definitely a lot angrier than usual, right now.]

[cop_an_attitude]

[Oookay. Cool your jets, pal.]

I think we all are, but getting angry won't solve anything.

[most_unwanted]

You think so? Do you have any idea what it's like to see your world destroyed by... by things like them?

[cop_an_attitude]

...Not exactly, no.

lolol first half, action!

[illusionarymoon]

[When she comes across him, she's doing her floaty thing. She'll smile and fly up to him, but something isn't right about him.]

Hey, Fox! Are... are you all right?

yaaaay eexcellent! XD

[most_unwanted]

What are- Wait, what did you just call me?

[Mulder eyes her suspiciously, it's been a long time since he's ever let anyone call him by his first name. Not since he lost his family. It's kind of surreal to hear that.]

[illusionarymoon]

Fox. That's your name. Unless you gave me a fake name before. I'd imagine you didn't.

[most_unwanted]

Well, yeah, it is my name, but no one has called me that in years. [His voice gets hardened, and more than a little bitter.] Not since those alien invaders killed my family.

[illusionarymoon]

[She's giving him an odd look.]

Wait, what? As far as I knew, you didn't mind me calling you Fox, not since that weird Malnosso experiment where you thought you were from Gensokyo.

[most_unwanted]

Did I? I mean, I know some weird as hell things happen around here, but I haven't let anyone use that name in such a long time...

[Voice -- First half ]

[lastsmoke]

But I come in peace.

[Voice -- First half ]

[most_unwanted]

Oh, sure, that's what they ALL say. Then before you know it, they're moving in, taking over and using people as vessels to grow their new kin. No alien invasion is ever peaceful.

[Voice -- First half ]

[lastsmoke]

Woah, using people as vessels? I don't do that. I mean, talk about harsh. Those other aliens must be real jerks, if they're doing that.

[Voice -- First half ]

[most_unwanted]

They wanted my planet. They damn well have it now, aside from a few stragglers like yours truly here.

So you're some kind of alien? [He sounds very wary of this notion.]

[Voice -- First half ]

[lastsmoke]

Pretty sure everyone here is, considering.

[Voice -- First half ]

[most_unwanted]

I guess in some sense. [Man he is grudging to admit that.] Except most of the people here don't go around invading other worlds and ruining them.

First half!

[poorqueequeg]

[Scully is AU'd into a future where... she's a hybrid. Yep. :D]

What about me, Mulder? Would you do the same to me, knowing what's happened?

[Whether or not he knows, she'll still ask - she's doing so over a voice command; she's not crazy enough to do so in person.]

First half!

[most_unwanted]

[OMG A HYBRID!!!]

Scully, you're the only one I can trust out there, especially since we've lost contact with the others. We might be the only people left, and all repopulating the earth jokes aside, I-

[Waaaaait a moment, backing up a bit.]

...uh... Scully...? What do you mean by 'what's happened'?

First half!

[poorqueequeg]

The hybrids. Taking me. Making me.

First half!

[most_unwanted]

[...Oh damn it, no!]

Scully, what did they do to you?

First half!

[poorqueequeg]

A hybrid. Keep me around to bargain with. You don't remember?

First half!

[most_unwanted]

Y... you... [Please, please don't be from the future.] Scully, do you remember the alien invasion that we've been dealing with for years?