Wait! Are you telling me that Santa Claus isn't even real? That all of that extensive research I did in the library is nothing but hearsay and myth?! [ You can hear the sound of some wooden thing breaking in the background. ] What?! Then what's with the delegation of presents?! The elves?! And, he was in the sky! I know I saw something that wasn't a bird up there!

[ She's very defensive about this. She doesn't want to think about how much the Malnosso know about her if they gave her this wonderful present, so she blames it on santa. ]