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[Mulder has noticed the horrifying thing about the latest wave of newcomers, and it's really starting to get to him. There's got to be some kind of twisted Malnosso logic at work, right? And a reason why all these wingless people are still alive and well?]

What happened to all of these New Feather's wings?

[And with that, Agent Mulder is heading out ALL OVER THE PLACE to investigate and check out what kinds of newcomers they're bringing in. Maybe he'll find some kind of pattern, a method to their madness... OR NOT.]

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[benyanspace]

[Nyancat needs no wings to fly (or live!), Agent Mulder.

Nyancat can float along without a care in the world, complete with a rainbow trailing along in its wake.]

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[WHOA! What the...]

Ok, now I can make it official- I've now seen everything.

[Mulder is just going to continue to staaaaare and watch that rainbow trail.]

[benyanspace]

[Nyancat's gonna keep nyaning along its way until it notices, oh, someone is staring!

It stops midair, the rainbow gradually fading away when it does, and stares right back at Mulder.

[most_unwanted]

[Ok, that's amazing, Mulder wishes he had a better camera than the journal to get a recording of this whole thing. Because it's one of the weirdest, best things he's seen. Even here.]

Incredible, how do you do it? That rainbow thing is a pretty cool ability!

[benyanspace]

[No reply. Its a cat! What did he expect?

But it is drifting closer.]

[most_unwanted]

[And a cat that has a body shaped like a-]

-A poptart? If I tell anyone about this, they'll never believe me.

[benyanspace]

[Still floating closer. Closer.]

Nyaaa...

[Why yes, that is a poptart. It looks like it might even be a strawberry one.]

[most_unwanted]

[Not that he's planning to sample it or anything! Mulder can't help it... the closer it comes, he reaches out so he can pet the cat's head. WHY NOT?]

[benyanspace]

[Oh, hey, even flying rainbow space poptart cats like headpats. It'll stick around for those! And even purr, since Mulder is kind enough to not try and eat it.

You'd be surprised how often that happens!]

[most_unwanted]

[Well it does look pretty tasty... EXCEPT FOR THE BEING ATTACHED TO A CAT THING. He so wants to bring it home to Scully and dare her to disbelieve in its existence.]

So. Do you have any other tricks, or is it just the uh... the rainbow?