Fox Mulder (
most_unwanted) wrote2011-03-05 11:13 pm
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Entry tags:
- blaming the aliens,
- confusion abounds,
- conspiracy afoot,
- even the toads have conspiracies,
- glorious arrival,
- maybe it's an x-file,
- missing scully,
- not in kansas anymore toto,
- not ruling out aliens,
- not the best vacation package,
- paranoia is my middle name,
- scully would not believe this,
- they call him spooky for a reason,
- truth nao plz!,
- unleash the crazy theories!
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[There's a squelching sound of someone falling into a very muddy area. Then that someone curses under his breath, followed by the distinct sound of some very angry toads who he's disturbed. Many of whom also curse along with the general annoyed croaking.]
Hello? Who's there? Who said that? Scully, are you with me? Can you hear me? SCULLY!?!
[There's a pause, and more muddy squelching. And more grumpy voices in the background as Mulder appears to have fallen into a whole clan of toads. He seems to take this in stride though, thinking aloud as he tries to gain his bearings. He picks up the book that's near him and eyes it curiously. It's very out of place here, but he's already drawing his own conclusions.]
Let me guess. I've finally been abducted by aliens. I knew it was a matter of time, but somehow I always assumed the experience would involve less falling face down in the mud, and more probing.
Not that I want any probing, I'll pass on that opportunity.
So now the question is- aside from where the hell are my real clothes- where am I? My theories include afterlife or parallel dimension, maybe a mix of the two with a dash of government-initiated kidnapping thrown in. It's not every day you wake up in someone else's clothes with wings sprouting out of your back for no reason. Wings that hurt like a bitch when I pull on the feathers, I might add.
[Yeah he already tried that. Is it really any surprise he's already tried that?]
So what's going on here? Who's responsible for this? Was I subjected to an experiment of some kind? Kept imprisoned as a test subject and cast off to the wilderness as soon as they were done with me? Is this Russia? It better not be Russia. I didn't have such great accommodations the last time I went there.
[...and is it just him or are ALL of the toads in the area looking ready to gang up on him? He's deciding he's overstaying his welcome here. Time to get moving. In some direction. So Mulder can be found hurrying the rest of the way through the woods and into town. He's covered in mud and followed close behind by a whole bunch of very disgruntled toads.]
Hello? Who's there? Who said that? Scully, are you with me? Can you hear me? SCULLY!?!
[There's a pause, and more muddy squelching. And more grumpy voices in the background as Mulder appears to have fallen into a whole clan of toads. He seems to take this in stride though, thinking aloud as he tries to gain his bearings. He picks up the book that's near him and eyes it curiously. It's very out of place here, but he's already drawing his own conclusions.]
Let me guess. I've finally been abducted by aliens. I knew it was a matter of time, but somehow I always assumed the experience would involve less falling face down in the mud, and more probing.
Not that I want any probing, I'll pass on that opportunity.
So now the question is- aside from where the hell are my real clothes- where am I? My theories include afterlife or parallel dimension, maybe a mix of the two with a dash of government-initiated kidnapping thrown in. It's not every day you wake up in someone else's clothes with wings sprouting out of your back for no reason. Wings that hurt like a bitch when I pull on the feathers, I might add.
[Yeah he already tried that. Is it really any surprise he's already tried that?]
So what's going on here? Who's responsible for this? Was I subjected to an experiment of some kind? Kept imprisoned as a test subject and cast off to the wilderness as soon as they were done with me? Is this Russia? It better not be Russia. I didn't have such great accommodations the last time I went there.
[...and is it just him or are ALL of the toads in the area looking ready to gang up on him? He's deciding he's overstaying his welcome here. Time to get moving. In some direction. So Mulder can be found hurrying the rest of the way through the woods and into town. He's covered in mud and followed close behind by a whole bunch of very disgruntled toads.]
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You look kind of dirty.
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[Mulder peers with total fascination at the fairy, less concerned about his own situation for the moment.]
Are you a native here? Did you bring me away to your enchanted forest, the way it usually happens in mythology?
[Of course, as much as this makes his supernatural geek side... nerd out a lot, Mulder is all too aware of the dangers this could mean. If he's here because of fairies, he might be returned home centuries later than expected.]
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What? No! I didn't bring anyone here. And how do you know about Pixie Hollow?
[She flits backwards about six inches, just in case he's going to grab her or worse.]
Are you new here?
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Then could you point me in the direction out of here? Or maybe weave some enchantment to send me there directly?
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Sorry, not that kind of fairy, see? I'm a Tinker. What kind of fairies does that kind of stuff anyway?
I can show you how to get to the village, but we can't get out. I already tried to fly over the barrier, but it's no good.
[Yep, still no idea he doesn't understand her. Some folks around here can and Tink assumes everyone can.]
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I'm sorry, I don't understand. But I'm impressed with the tools, I didn't know that was a talent among your kind.
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[Tink's pretty patient... oh wait, no she's not. And because clearly fairies are only big enough for one emotion at a time, she goes through a rapid range of them from frustrated to irritated to know-it-all.]
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Fairies don't do that stuff. They change the seasons.
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I always figured there had to be something more behind the change of seasons... I'll have to apologize for being mistaken, there are a lot of legends and fables about your kind where I'm from, but not a lot of definitive information. I'm glad you're setting the record straight.
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I can tell you anything you want to know.
[After she finishes her current project.]
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You do all of that? [Now he takes a moment to examine all of that further. He points to that sceptre, since she'd seemed to especially work on that design.] What does that do?
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[Tink's prone to chatterboxing and she rambles on very animated while she tries to draw out her explanation.]
This makes blue pixie dust. See, the Harvest Moon comes up and when it's up, it touches the moonstone and makes the dust that replenishes the pixie dust tree for the year. Oh, that's the stuff that lets us fly.
[That last explanation sets her back up in the air, flitting around and giggling.]
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Could anyone fly if they had enough of it?
[...He can't help but wonder and theorize.]
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[Unfortunately Tink tends to forget when people can't understand her, but she's nodding anyway. And being the impulsive little thing she is, before he even agrees she goes racing around him in a glowing golden dust. Hovering right in front of him she gestures for the guy to lift his arms and then pokes the corners of his mouth up into a smile.]
Happy thoughts.
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