Yeah, that's right. Tree Gossip. I wish I was making that up. The trees were capable of speech. How? Not even I can venture a guess. I don't think it was telepathic, exactly. After discussion, I've determined that the trees spread a mix of truths and lies about people, roughly a 50/50 split in some cases, with occasional variations such as half-truths, badly worded truths, and so on.
I shot a tree.
Yes. I SHOT A TREE.
Moving on.
[[NOTE: PAGE IS RIPPED AT THIS POINT. Mulder decided he didn't want this part documented. XD But here's what was there:]]
For the record, my truths and lies were as follows:
"Mulder became obsessed with aliens when one of them beat him at a game of Stratego!"
"In a past life, Mulder was none other than Elvis Presley!"
"I heard that Mulder has deeper feelings for Scully than he lets on. He's even tried to kiss her back home withOUT the aid of any experiments."
"Apparently there's ANOTHER woman who Mulder still has lingering feelings for back on his world. I wonder what Scully thinks about this!"
X-201207300804-1- Tree Gossip [Page ripped about three quarters of the way down]
I shot a tree.
Yes. I SHOT A TREE.
Moving on.
[[NOTE: PAGE IS RIPPED AT THIS POINT. Mulder decided he didn't want this part documented. XD But here's what was there:]]
For the record, my truths and lies were as follows:
"Mulder became obsessed with aliens when one of them beat him at a game of Stratego!"
"In a past life, Mulder was none other than Elvis Presley!"
"I heard that Mulder has deeper feelings for Scully than he lets on. He's even tried to kiss her back home withOUT the aid of any experiments."
"Apparently there's ANOTHER woman who Mulder still has lingering feelings for back on his world. I wonder what Scully thinks about this!"