Real. So is Bigfoot, and the Jersey Devil, and El Chupacabra... most of the time, official sources will deny their existence, of course, but there are files on all of them.

Yeah, to the birthday. I never did much back home, but it's different here, somehow.

Too bad about the lack of sharks... I somehow doubt we could locate a stripper, either. But that's ok, the way things go around here, I wouldn't be surprised if the sharks started chasing the villagers around.