I dunno what kind of alien they were. They all had names, though. Alph, Beti and Gammo - and their kids, Alphette, Betette, and Gamette. Dumb names if you ask me...
[She thinks for awhile.] Well, they got stuck on the Isle O' Hags somehow, underwater in Jolly Roger's Lagoon. We fixed their UFO thing, and then they went off to find the kids in Hailfire Peaks... but Alph ended up falling out of the UFO or something and died. Pah. Mumbo had to fix him up with his magic.
Then Alph made Banjo and me find all his kids. They were in really weird places under the ice... but we found 'em all.
... Except, uh, one... kinda died. [Awkward pause.] Mumbo had to save that kid too. But eventually we got 'em all back okay, and we got a Jiggy!
... And then Alph said they were gonna exterminate us Earthlings. But Alph forgot where he put his laser, so he never bothered.
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[She thinks for awhile.] Well, they got stuck on the Isle O' Hags somehow, underwater in Jolly Roger's Lagoon. We fixed their UFO thing, and then they went off to find the kids in Hailfire Peaks... but Alph ended up falling out of the UFO or something and died. Pah. Mumbo had to fix him up with his magic.
Then Alph made Banjo and me find all his kids. They were in really weird places under the ice... but we found 'em all.
... Except, uh, one... kinda died. [Awkward pause.] Mumbo had to save that kid too. But eventually we got 'em all back okay, and we got a Jiggy!
... And then Alph said they were gonna exterminate us Earthlings. But Alph forgot where he put his laser, so he never bothered.
[Yep. She recites this all more-or-less deadpan.]