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[Now he's had more time to practice filters, he's trying one out. He's sure this matter has been brought up before at some point in time anyhow, so it's not like it's too sensitive. But he has to ask, since it seems like people never discuss it. At the moment, Mulder can be seen holding a small handheld mirror and tapping it absentmindedly into the palm of his other hand. He has a thoughtful expression on his face.]

...I bet it's been tried before, but... Has anyone ever had the barcode on the back of their neck examined? Is there a doctor in the house, or anyone with a medical background who's ever tried removing it from someone? ....Or maybe just someone in possession of a state of the art grocery store scanner to check it out? [What, YOU NEVER KNOW.] For that matter, can we be entirely sure they haven't implanted anything additional in us?

Aside from that, I'm almost starting to feel a sense of routine and normality, between my ongoing quest to commune with the spirits and now working on what's essentially becoming the Lucetian X-Files. I have some faint hope that documenting the experiments will give me a better understanding of this place. Although I would kill for a computer to type them out on. Uh... not literally kill, for the record.
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A flood of newcomers means I get to officially upgrade my New Feather badge to the next level... [Warning! Warning! Incoming snark mode!] Welcome to paradise, everyone. The food is free, but the TV reception is terrible, the recreational activities consist of reality-altering experiments which will make you wish you were on reality-altering drugs, and the vacation staff running the place have a mysterious fetish for wings. Overall I give this resort a half star. You really should have gone to Disneyworld instead.

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At least it healed over. Don't try fuckin' with the wings though. They don't grow back so easy.

...have fun with that.

Why decide to call it the X-Files at all if you haven't even seen the movie?

I tore a couple feathers off back when I first arrived, but I won't be making that mistake again.

Because I wasn't aware that there even was a movie in the first place? [Although by now he has come across that idea of people somehow being 'fictional' in other universes.] The X-Files are the cases about unexplainable phenomena that I investigate back home.

[This guy just keeps getting weirder and weirder. His reply gives Haine pause though.]

Right. So which one are you then? Mulder or Scully? I know this place and all the mutants, aliens, and whatever-the-hell-else that show up here are every geek's wet dream, but do you really expect me to believe you're not full of shit? Trust me, this is all fucked up enough without bringing aliens into it.

And here I was, disappointed that there haven't been any literal little green men running around so far. But on a more serious note, this place is all the evidence I'd hoped to find to prove many of my theories about the supernatural. If only it weren't a situation of being held against our will as experimental test subjects... if only I could show this place off to the people back home...

...and I really am Mulder. Agent Fox Mulder, of the FBI. Scully's my partner.

...hn.

[The last person who claimed to be from television ended up being a cartoon rabbit. So it wasn't completely outside the realm of possibility, but this was pretty fucked up. So maybe the guy did sound a lot like David Duchovney, but that didn't mean he was buying the story.]

If you say so.

I detect a hint of skepticism.

[He KNOWS a skeptic when he hears one. He just never had expected that people would be in disbelief at his identity of all things, that's a new one.]

I don't suppose there's any way I could prove it to you?

[He frowns a little. Guy seems awful desperate to prove something when really, he could care less. If someone was actually doing any sort of digging into what the government and researchers were allowed to do, he wouldn't have wound up with this metal freakshow for a spine. Of course, if they hadn't been making test-tube babies to test their experiments on, he probably wouldn't exist at all.]

I didn't watch the t.v. show like... religiously or anything. You want to be Mulder? Fine. You're Mulder.

[Mulder fiddles with the book so he can make use of the video feature and peer into it, waving. Yeah, now he just can't help but find this almost entertaining in a weird way.]

Think I could pass for a stunt double?

[And sure enough, there's a David Duchovney look-alike waving at him in the camera. Haine sighs and flips the camera on his end as well. Say hello to a cranky-looking albino.]

I really hope this isn't some elaborate publicity stunt for your come-back special.

That would be a hell of an advertising campaign, if that were the case.

[He frowns a little, but it's less at Mulder and more at this place in general. The guy, whether he's Duchovney on a bad trip or actually the X-files agent, Haine isn't entirely sure, but like everyone else, he's just as stuck here. Seriously Luceti, what the hell.]

Yeah, I get it.

Haine Rammsteiner. Have fun exploring. Got more than enough shit going on here to make up for the X-Files, yeah?

It's good to meet you, Haine, despite any confusion I seem to have caused. And this place ought to keep be busy for a lifetime- or until we get out of here. Whichever comes first.

Yeah, well, everyone needs a hobby I guess.

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