most_unwanted: (wondering)
Fox Mulder ([personal profile] most_unwanted) wrote2011-05-10 02:15 am

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[Filtered To Residents; 88%]
[Now he's had more time to practice filters, he's trying one out. He's sure this matter has been brought up before at some point in time anyhow, so it's not like it's too sensitive. But he has to ask, since it seems like people never discuss it. At the moment, Mulder can be seen holding a small handheld mirror and tapping it absentmindedly into the palm of his other hand. He has a thoughtful expression on his face.]

...I bet it's been tried before, but... Has anyone ever had the barcode on the back of their neck examined? Is there a doctor in the house, or anyone with a medical background who's ever tried removing it from someone? ....Or maybe just someone in possession of a state of the art grocery store scanner to check it out? [What, YOU NEVER KNOW.] For that matter, can we be entirely sure they haven't implanted anything additional in us?

Aside from that, I'm almost starting to feel a sense of routine and normality, between my ongoing quest to commune with the spirits and now working on what's essentially becoming the Lucetian X-Files. I have some faint hope that documenting the experiments will give me a better understanding of this place. Although I would kill for a computer to type them out on. Uh... not literally kill, for the record.
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A flood of newcomers means I get to officially upgrade my New Feather badge to the next level... [Warning! Warning! Incoming snark mode!] Welcome to paradise, everyone. The food is free, but the TV reception is terrible, the recreational activities consist of reality-altering experiments which will make you wish you were on reality-altering drugs, and the vacation staff running the place have a mysterious fetish for wings. Overall I give this resort a half star. You really should have gone to Disneyworld instead.
kingofwaste: (MY OWN COMIC SERIES!)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-13 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, ya know what? This actually would make a great feature film! Featurin' me as the hero, the Malnosso as the villains... We've already got the talking forest critters, too! You can be the comedy relief sidekick. Do ya know how to sing?

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Mulder can't help but find the thought all too amusing.]

No, I can't say that I've ever been much of a singer. I could try my best Elvis impersonation for the sake of entertainment though.
kingofwaste: (The Lucky King)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-14 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A comedy relief sidekick with an Elvis vibe... I like it! Got any candidates for the damsel in distress?

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Elvis is the most famous alien abductee of my time, I can't not go with him. [Yeah. Especially now, being here, Mulder is once again entirely convinced that's what happened to him.]

...That damsel is going to be a tough one, though. [Especially since a lot of the ladies around here have crazy powers.]
kingofwaste: (Ponderings)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-14 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... [Ortensia would be perfect for the part, but she's not here.] What we need is a kind-hearted girl with a bit of an attitude problem to give her that extra edge, ya know?

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles at that thought and what Scully would think.]

I know who I'd pick, but she's not here, and she'd resent the idea of being a 'damsel in distress.' Besides, she's saved me about as often as I've done for her...
kingofwaste: (I'm also much smarter)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-15 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's okay! Damsels aren't supposed to like bein' in distress! And if she's saved you a couple times too, it means she'll appeal to girls in the audience more. The damsel in distress and the comedy relief sidekick usually get along great, ya know?

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
True, they do tend to prefer that the female lead can kick some ass in addition to having the dramatic rescue scene. Scully is also the skeptic to my believer, which I suppose could work for the sake of entertainment...
kingofwaste: (Ponderings)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-16 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hm hmm... And does she like to use sarcasm with that?

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
She has mad skills in that department, yeah.
kingofwaste: (Cartoon critter)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-17 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect! So she's in Luceti, right?

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, actually no, she's not. I keep being torn between wishing her here, and wishing her never here, considering the nature of this place. She'd be a tremendous help though, if she were around...
kingofwaste: (Casual chillin')

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-18 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
If she'd be such a great help and you miss seein' her, I don't see why you can't wish she'd be here.

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she'll appear someday. She'd have no idea what to think of a real-life cartoon....
kingofwaste: (I'm also much smarter)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-19 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure she'd be taken by my charm and wit, and beg me for an autograph.

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If she ever happens to show up here, I'll be sure to introduce you.

[Admittedly, the shock and surprise would be priceless to Mulder. Not that he's overly amused by proving her wrong...]
kingofwaste: (The Lucky King)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-05-19 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Great! I'll look forward to it!

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[identity profile] ufo-fanboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
So do I.