Ok, maybe not completely impossible, then... but harder than I had assumed it might be. Maybe if someone were more expert on slicing and dicing they'd have an easier time trying.

[He sighs, at the thought of the droids storming in. It's almost tempting to try and push fate a little, and see what happens, but to do that he'd need to find someone crazy enough willing enough to try 'helping' him remove his. Or get a better mirror, hm...]

Big Brother is always watching, so I wouldn't be too surprised if they sent in their droid army to catch someone who succeeded. Looks like we're pretty well stuck with them.